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GAK
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Posted - 15/03/2009 : 11:17
My wife heard a nice one last week. Scene-kindergarten- teacher doing the rounds-checking what the children were drawing. Asks one little girl "what are you drawing" little girl says "I'm drawing God" Teacher " but no-one knows what God looks like" little girl "They will in a minute" How's that?
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Another
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Posted - 15/03/2009 : 12:31
Nice one . Nolic
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Cathy
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Posted - 26/10/2009 : 08:40
2 women enter Heaven and are greeted by St. Peter who advises them that there are ducks everywhere and they have to be very careful not to step on any, if either of them do step on a duck they will have to spend eternity with an ugly man. Within a few days, the first woman, even tho being very careful, accidently stepped on a duck. St. Peter immediately introduced her to an ugly man and sent them off to spend eternity together. Six months after entering Heaven the second woman was approached by St. Peter who said he had a reward for her because she had been very careful and had managed not to step on a duck. He introduced her to the man of her dreams and sent them off to spend eternity together. The woman was so happy and grateful, she said to the man of her dreams "I wonder what I've done to deserve you". He replied "I've no idea, all I know is that a few minutes ago I stepped on a duck".
All thru the fields and meadows gay .... Enjoy Take Care...Cathy |
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Posted - 28/10/2009 : 08:53
Funny ?
All thru the fields and meadows gay .... Enjoy Take Care...Cathy |
Stanley
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Posted - 29/10/2009 : 05:19
I missed it when you put it up Cath. Very funny, it raised a smile even though I am still waking up.
Stanley Challenger Graham
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Posted - 02/11/2009 : 20:32
Keep the jokes coming. I'm copying many of them to my father-in-law. He's in his 80s and gets a bit depressed by not being as sharp as he used to be (but then he used to be sharper than most people). He gets a lot of fun from the jokes, even the ones he heard 70 years earlier!
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Stanley
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 05:19
http://www.haruth.com/jhumor/
Have a furtle in here. I love Jewish humour.
'If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans'
Stanley Challenger Graham
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 08:12
If that's true Stanley, He must think that I'm hilarious ... does that mean that I have a good sense of humour ??
Edited by - Cathy on 03/11/2009 08:15:20 AM
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 14:44
Great site for "jewish" jokes. The first one I looked at - expensive hearing aid, how much was it? quarter to twelve - I last heard from Bernard Mannig, and it was an Irish joke then. Ironic, but no one dare use any of this material in public any more, unless of course you are Rabbi Lionel Blue.
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 14:51
This came as a text Dear grim Reaper, so far this year you have taken my favourite dancer Michael Jackson, my favourite actor Patrick Swayze, and recently my favourite singer Stephen Gately. Just to let you know my favourite twins are John and Edward.
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Stanley
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 16:30
Cath, of course you have!
Stanley Challenger Graham
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 17:09
Nice one Ria. Like that.
I liked yours too Cazza.
Nolic
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 19:43
With you all the way Gloria
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swifty
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Posted - 03/11/2009 : 19:46
2 gents fishing on a road side mill lodge ,when a funeral goes by one of the gents stands up takes of his cap and holds it against his chest ,the second gent said hey thats a nice gesture ah its the least i can do we were married for 26 years ,, i know its poor but its clean.
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Posted - 04/11/2009 : 06:58
Swifty - and old!! I can never remeber jokes so at least you're better at it than me. Nolic
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